she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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