sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Randomize
