with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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