called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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