no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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