Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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