bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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