is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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