dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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