Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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