every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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