Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Randomize
