What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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