Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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