I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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