come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
