I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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