I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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