My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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