he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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