were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
