i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
There are leaves in my underwear?
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