Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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