That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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