he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Two words: blizzard sex
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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