walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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