Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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