i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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