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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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