I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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