WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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