Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he had hair everywhere except his balls
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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