I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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