you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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