just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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