That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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