All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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