The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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