It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Never underestimate the power of titties
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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