it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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