just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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