Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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