just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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