What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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