Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is wine microwaveable?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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