I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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