why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
But break dance skills will only take you so far
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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