Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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