What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Operation Purity has been aborted
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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