If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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