people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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