If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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