Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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