problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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