We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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