There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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