so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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