I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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