ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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