She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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